2. Duty free = buy as much as you can carry.
3. Dry skin is a sin because cocoa butter is a religion.
4. Your bum can never big enough. Ever.
5. Christmas time means "gifts"for everyone, even people you don’t know.
6. Stop and search is as frequent as traffic lights.
7. One offertory offetry is never enough, minimum of 3 or 4.
8. People are bi-accented.
9. You can have black skin and still be called white – Oyebo.
10. Being overweight is a sign of good living. The plumper the better.
11. Pepper makes everything taste better.
12. Even Formula 1 drivers would struggle to get from A to B.
13. The louder you talk, the better your argument.
16. Guys know how to wine too.
18. You can never be too late.
21. Point with your lips not your hands.
22. It’s never too hot to wear a full suit
23. Why say hello, hi, hey, or excuse me when you can just hiss at people instead?